been a long time

They call me spitfire.
thefrogman:

“Wow, this is a sweet ride. And the price is unbelievable. Hey, does this thing have airbags?”
“Airbags? You don’t want airbags. They are sooo 2006. No my friend, this car is equipped with something much better than airbags. It comes with Mortimer…the driving buddy! Isn’t that just the cutest thing?”

….crazy frog?

thefrogman:

“Wow, this is a sweet ride. And the price is unbelievable. Hey, does this thing have airbags?”

“Airbags? You don’t want airbags. They are sooo 2006. No my friend, this car is equipped with something much better than airbags. It comes with Mortimerthe driving buddy! Isn’t that just the cutest thing?”

….crazy frog?

If

I don’t post Brittany Murphy stuff today does my Tumblarity go down?

DRUGS

There should be

WAY more Mike Diva on the interwebz….

I’m mad about you

I’m mad about you

(via mermaidsareflying)
I want one just like this.

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I want one just like this.

:]

:]

<3

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<3

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I could use some of these too :]

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I could use some of these too :]

thedailywhat:

Handy Thing of the Day: HandiSleeve by Umbra for The Container Store.
Fits most disposable cups.
Also: Most longnecks, some 40s.
[via.]

want?

thedailywhat:

Handy Thing of the Day: HandiSleeve by Umbra for The Container Store.

Fits most disposable cups.

Also: Most longnecks, some 40s.

[via.]

want?

&#8220;MOTHERFUZZY!?&#8221; Rob

“MOTHERFUZZY!?” Rob

left side: yes right side:NO!
too bad you&#8217;re in jail :[

left side: yes right side:NO!

too bad you’re in jail :[

dare I say it?

dare I say it?

LOL YOU&#8217;RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!

LOL YOU’RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!

lol Kat Williams. I love you

lol Kat Williams. I love you